In other news, some appropriate things to do in the census with regards to the “Sex: male or female” question are to add extra tick boxes labelled things like “sometimes” and “yes please”. Or you can do what my good pal Mattie did: (This is what I did.)

Census text reads "What is this person's sex? Male [tick box] Female [tick box]." Mattie has added two new tick boxes labelled Intergender and Other, and ticked them. She's also written "N/A - test my chromosomes or stop asking daft questions."

Win. I am proud.