No one has asked me this, because we’re all very British here. Mostly people just double-take, or assume one and then switch to the other.
Have you been asked this? What’s your answer of choice?
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Used to get asked that alot in secondsry school. The answer is, of course, ‘Ask your Mum’.
Certainly. Why do you ask?
“Often”
“A Magic 8 Ball.” Then they say ‘What?’ And I say, “Try asking again.” Not really, but I’m a hermit.
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This makes my life.
I haven’t been asked this, but I have a response lined up.
“Maybe. Let me get back to you on that.”
One genderqueer friend of mine once answered this question: “I’m a moon monster.”
I hugged hir and told hir that ze’s AWESOME.
I’ve not been asked this for a long time, but I’ve decided on, “Occasionally,” as my stock answer.
Yep. Generally by small children (which I don’t mind; teachable moment and all). I ask them what they think and why does it matter. It does get rather offensive when adults or children older than 6 ask. I once had a 10-year-old stranger walk up to me and ask: “Are you trying to be a boy?” His mother was standing too close for me to respond in an adequately sharp manner.