They were all like, “no, it’s not a known issue with MacBooks so we won’t fix it.”

Hah, yeah right, it’s all over the intarnetz. Also, it shouldn’t matter, since it wasn’t me that broke it. So the law sez we have to get it looked at by an expert, and if the expert sez it’s my fault then I pay. If they say it’s Apple’s fault, they pay. This could take weeks.

I am going to see if I can fix it myself, ‘cos it might only cost me £15. To get it fixed by Apple, it will cost £300. HOW?